Last week a Chinese immigrant boarded a Greyhound bus, waited until the passenger seated next to him fell asleep, then stabbed the other passenger to death, decapitated his head and ate it.

Jesus Christ.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5526371&page=1

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/world/5928650.html

http://www.abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=5519710

Frequent readers of SoUrban.net may be wondering where I've been. "Where'd theschnaz go?" they ask, perplexed. I didn't fall off the face of the Earth, I've just been busy working on a new web service, which I'd like to introduce to you today.

I had the pleasure of attending a weekend barbecue that featured some of the worst outfits this side of the Atlantic.

And I loved every minute of it.

Delete that sensitive info from your laptop before you fly because it can be confiscated and searched, even without reasonable suspicion.